Monday, January 7, 2008
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States .
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day ..........but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."

DRUDGE IS REPORTING
HILLARY MAY QUIT!
Facing a double-digit defeat in New Hampshire, a sudden collapse in national polls and an expected fund-raising drought, Senator Hillary Clinton is preparing for a tough decision: Does she get out of the race? And when?! "She can't take multiple double-digit losses in New Hampshire, South Carolina and Nevada," laments one top campaign insider to the DRUDGE REPORT. "If she gets too badly embarrassed, it will really harm her. She doesn't want the Clinton brand to be damaged with back-to-back-to-back defeats."Meanwhile, Democrat hopeful John Edwards has confided to senior staff that he is staying in the race because Hillary "could soon be out." Read the whole story on the Drudge report @ http://drudgereport.com/flashhn.htm
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Sandwiched between Iowa and New Hampshire is Wyoming's caucus, but who knew? The candidates avoided it and the GOP Executive Director thinks that was a mistake- read the whole story at:
http://www.montanasnewsstation.com/Global/story.asp?S=7580630
John Edwards- 49
Thursday, January 3, 2008
State GOP Chair Gary Jones flat out says that State Auditor and Inspector Jeff McMahan's brother stole his campaign trailer in 2006. Read the entire story at http://tulsatoday.com/

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee has won the Iowa caucuses on the GOP side with 34% of the vote. Former Massachussetts Governor Mitt Romney captured 25% with Fred Thompson and John McCain at 14% each. Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani did not campaign in Iowa so he could focus on New Hampshire.
On the Democratic side, Senator Barrack Obama won with 37% of the vote, John Edward had 30% and Senator Hillary Clinton wound up a disappointing third with 29%. Bill Richardson at 2%. Senator Chris Dodd's poor showing forced him to drop out of the race. The Democrats had a record turnout and word is the "D"s were more fired up than the "R"s.
In a Focus group on Fox, Huckabee won because HE SEEMED LIKE A REAL GUY AND CONNECTS WITH PEOPLE! Obama won the youth vote and WOMEN. Hillary spun her third place finish by saying, "we are going to reclaim this country for our children." "I am so ready for the rest of this campaign and I AM SO READY TO LEAD!"